A colleague of mine was recently overpaid $7000 by our employer. Naturally the money was responsibly spent by snorting blow off of strippers’ legs, cheap cocktails, and partying in a hotel room with a dwarf rabbit named Fredrick. After he woke up, terrified and coming down in a bathtub full of ice he noticed Fredrick was missing with the briefcase of money. In an attempted to piece together his past 24 hours I sifted through a handful of $50 notes that were scattered throughout the bed sheets, interwoven with rabbit fur and an 8-inch stiletto, and I started to wonder about free money.
Are you like us and can’t wait for Proxy’s debut album to be released? Well you’re in luck because Turbo has just unleashed the EP Who Are You/8000 to tide us over until his album is completed. We at Heads Will Roll are really excited by how different 8000 sounds to the rest of Proxy’s singles and hopefully this means his album is going to be fairly diverse. Make sure you watch the video past the 3:20 minute for a pretty massive drop that’s set to crying fans and exploding rockets. Принесите его дальше!
Who’s playing? – The Prodigy, Empire Of The Sun, Franz Ferdinand, Boys Noize Who’s idea was this? Future Entertainment Where? – Ascot Racecourse It all starts at… – 12pm How much? – Presale $110+BF (password is a Headlining act) GA $136 +BF How do you get in on this? – Tickets on sale 9am Wednesday October 21 Who’s going to be there? – Except a broad range of dance music fans You’d like it if you were… sober, drunk, high
I was thinking the other day, “you know what this state needs? It’s more public groping.” Well lucky day, lucky day, Colin Barnett has decided to make that a reality. Mr Barnett has decided to give police the power to stop and search anyone, without probable cause, in designated areas. These areas will include entertainment precincts, like Northbridge and Fremantle, as well as beaches, like Mullaloo and Scarborough.
As I walked through Wellington Square I noticed it was decisively louder and a lot more crowded than my usual Sunday strolls. I lined up to use a toilet and a passing group of oiled up, shirtless men were kind enough to inform me the reason for the crowds was the 2009 Parklife festival.
Who’s playing? – Muse, Groove Armada, Calvin Harris, the Horrors Where? – Claremont Showgrounds It all starts at… – gates open at 11am How much? - $140+bf How do you get in on this? – tickets on sale October 9, online and usual outlets Who’s going to be there? – people ages 16-35. You’d like it if you were… sober, drunk, high
It’s not long to go now and I bet you’re getting just as excited as we are. Here is some information I’m sure a lot of you have been holding out for; it is the 2009 Parklife time table. Click the image and behold the internet in all of it’s glory…
**** These are the set times for Perth Parklife ****
Who do you want to see the most? Who are you going to miss out on? Which stages are you going to spending most of your time at? Love the timetable or hate it? Sound off below.
Channel surfing I came across a reality television show where a contestant had caught a turtle in a river and decided to eat it. The contestants smashed open the shell, shredded the turtle and boiled it in a pot. Watching the chubby contestants on the show talk about how delicious the turtle was all I could think about was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. What if the constants were eating a pre-ooze Michelangelo? What if the constants had gorged themselves on all of the pre-teen un-mutated ninja-less turtles? Would we live in a world devoid of Ninja Rap? I for one do not want to live in that world.
Who’s playing? – 2manydjs, Eddie Halliwell, Fake Blood, Sharam (Deep Dish) and more Who’s idea was this? Mellen Events, Future Entertainment Where? – The Esplanade and Supreme Court Gardens It all starts at… – 12pm and runs until 10pm How much? – $106.00 – AU $136.00 +BF How do you get in on this? – Presale starts 9am 09/09/09 from ticketmaster.com, 78 Records, DJ Factory, Live Clothing (all stores), Mills Records, Planet Video and Rockeby Records. Who’s going to be there? – expect a mainstream dance crowd as well as dedicated music fans You’d like it if you were… sober, drunk, high Heads Will Roll says… Keep reading →
Who’s playing? – Animal Collective, supported by Bachelorette Where? - Capitol It all starts at… – doors open at 7:30pm How much? – $59.70 How do you get in on this? – Get your tickets online from September 29 Who’s going to be there? – You can expect a fairly broad and eclectic mix of people at this show You’d like it if you were… sober, drunk, high
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Who’s playing? – Muse, Groove Armada, Calvin Harris, the Horrors
