Tired of playing with your self in your bedroom? Feel like making people watch? Well you’re in luck because Shape has organised a DJ competition and if you’ve always wanted to get a shot at playing in a club then you would be mad to miss out on this opportunity…
Who’s playing? – Peaches plus special guests
Where? – Astor
It all starts at… - 8pm
How much? – $61.40
How do you get in on this? – Tickets on sale Friday November 13 from Bocs Ticketing, Planet Video, Mills Records and 78 Records.
Who’s going to be there? – people into electro rock and those who just want to cut loose to awesome music in a movie theatre
You’d like it if you were… drunk, high
Heads Will Roll says…
A colleague of mine was recently overpaid $7000 by our employer. Naturally the money was responsibly spent by snorting blow off of strippers’ legs, cheap cocktails, and partying in a hotel room with a dwarf rabbit named Fredrick. After he woke up, terrified and coming down in a bathtub full of ice he noticed Fredrick was missing with the briefcase of money. In an attempted to piece together his past 24 hours I sifted through a handful of $50 notes that were scattered throughout the bed sheets, interwoven with rabbit fur and an 8-inch stiletto, and I started to wonder about free money.
Are you like us and can’t wait for Proxy’s debut album to be released? Well you’re in luck because Turbo has just unleashed the EP Who Are You/8000 to tide us over until his album is completed. We at Heads Will Roll are really excited by how different 8000 sounds to the rest of Proxy’s singles and hopefully this means his album is going to be fairly diverse. Make sure you watch the video past the 3:20 minute for a pretty massive drop that’s set to crying fans and exploding rockets. Принесите его дальше!
Who’s playing? – The Prodigy, Empire Of The Sun, Franz Ferdinand, Boys Noize
Who’s idea was this? Future Entertainment
Where? – Ascot Racecourse
It all starts at… – 12pm
How much? – Presale $110+BF (password is a Headlining act) GA $136 +BF
How do you get in on this? – Tickets on sale 9am Wednesday October 21
Who’s going to be there? – Except a broad range of dance music fans
You’d like it if you were… sober, drunk, high
Heads Will Roll says…
I was thinking the other day, “you know what this state needs? It’s more public groping.” Well lucky day, lucky day, Colin Barnett has decided to make that a reality. Mr Barnett has decided to give police the power to stop and search anyone, without probable cause, in designated areas. These areas will include entertainment precincts, like Northbridge and Fremantle, as well as beaches, like Mullaloo and Scarborough.
As I walked through Wellington Square I noticed it was decisively louder and a lot more crowded than my usual Sunday strolls. I lined up to use a toilet and a passing group of oiled up, shirtless men were kind enough to inform me the reason for the crowds was the 2009 Parklife festival.
Who’s playing? – Muse, Groove Armada, Calvin Harris, the Horrors
Where? – Claremont Showgrounds
It all starts at… – gates open at 11am
How much? - $140+bf
How do you get in on this? – tickets on sale October 9, online and usual outlets
Who’s going to be there? – people ages 16-35.
You’d like it if you were… sober, drunk, high
Heads Will Roll says…
It’s not long to go now and I bet you’re getting just as excited as we are. Here is some information I’m sure a lot of you have been holding out for; it is the 2009 Parklife time table. Click the image and behold the internet in all of it’s glory…
**** These are the set times for Perth Parklife ****
other city times can be found here
Who do you want to see the most? Who are you going to miss out on? Which stages are you going to spending most of your time at? Love the timetable or hate it? Sound off below.
Channel surfing I came across a reality television show where a contestant had caught a turtle in a river and decided to eat it. The contestants smashed open the shell, shredded the turtle and boiled it in a pot. Watching the chubby contestants on the show talk about how delicious the turtle was all I could think about was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. What if the constants were eating a pre-ooze Michelangelo? What if the constants had gorged themselves on all of the pre-teen un-mutated ninja-less turtles? Would we live in a world devoid of Ninja Rap? I for one do not want to live in that world.
